- the color purple

- classrooms witout a pencil sharpener

- kids that brag about being stupid

- pop-up windows

- rich gannon

- pubic hair moustaches

- the French language

- mean asian people on the bus that won't move in

- rice crispy treats (they don't taste good)

- low quality televisions

- people that think playstation 2 is better than x-box

- "Friends"

- MTV

- the fact that nobody respects TV 55

- the fact that the fashion show is more popular than the homecoming football game

- music with lots of yelling

- people obsessed with their "bling-bling"

- rap music

- pens that suddenly stop working, and then start again

- flying butresses

- fat people that want attention because they're fat

- the offsides penalty in football

- people that were clothing that advertises a company in big letters

- camp stories

- dew-rags

- the new york yankees

- the "new" nickelodeon

- UPN 9

- york pepermint patties

- movies that you expect nudity to be in, but there isn't any

- the fact that it takes an hour to get home when you go on the 3:30 bus

- harry potter

- smelly people

- opera

- the td waterhouse guy

- hamlet

- the stock market

  and....

- hillary clinton